Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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