What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there's paper in my vomit.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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