its not stalking. its research.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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