Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
where are my eyebrows?
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