i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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