You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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