we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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