i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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