I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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