Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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