Where is the hickey?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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