I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
they're like a gay fantastic four
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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