dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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