I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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