They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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