I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
