like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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