Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You may now shotgun with the bride
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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