Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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