white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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