So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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