how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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