I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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