just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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