We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
ttyl tear gas
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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