I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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