Your tits are I can't wait for
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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