i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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