I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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