Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
