Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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