when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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