Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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