so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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