omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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