Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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