Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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