Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
