Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
