I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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