i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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