just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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