I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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