My brain says no but my pants say off.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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