it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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