That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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