So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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