I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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