Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize