I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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