Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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