Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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