To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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