East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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