It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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