OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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