Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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